Apr
13
Gavin
Nov
22
If you use all of the money from someone who is made of money is that murder?
Nov
9
Oct
8
Viva La France!
Client: “This looks good. I’d like for you to get together with the project manager (male) and the marketing director (female) for a little ménage à trois before the next phase of the project starts.”
Me (who was only half-listening to this point): “Excuse me?”
Client: “Hmm? oh, ménage à trois? That’s a French phrase. It means collaboration.”
Oct
4
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
*smack*
Sep
30
Apr
13
the bomb bag: Social Media Experts Are Assholes
Since my buddy Saul Colt posted that little video of me and all of his little social media buddies are now following me on twitter and tumblr I figured this would be a great time to quickly lay out my theory about how you’re all assholes.
Now, I like Saul. He gets a pass. Because he’s funny…
Mar
10
First Post!!
First Post!
